Who thought that was a good idea...

Okay, lunacy aside, can someone explain to me the current fashion trend of little-bitty denim jackets that only cover your boobs? On some people (say, the ones with perfect bodies, or are at least skinny) they are quite flattering. They accentuate the boobs and tiny waist needed to pull off such a look. However, the people that can effectively wear such a garment comprises about 1/10 or 1% of the human adolescent/adult population.

Today in McDonalds (which is certainly not where you would really find the afore mentioned body-type) I saw a young lady in her late-teens wearing this thing. She was wearing jeans that looked at least 2 sized too small, so they were plastered to her, held by a belt, with love-handle rolls extending at least 2 inches over the side, and this mini-jacket.

The mini-jacket just brought her extra weight to centerstage. She seemed comfortable with herself (which I give her props for), but yikes.

Now I'm no twig, so I know I can't wear that thing. But honestly, what real person can?