Blogs are Strange and Wonderful Things

I don't know when the concept of blogging became a reality (perhaps people were watching too much Doogie Howser growing up), but almost everyone seems to have one these days.

This is my third attempt at a blog. I'm not going to change the world with this (and God help the world if I had that kind of power.... everyone likes free chocolate, right?) but I figure I need an outlet for my ramblings lest I should inflict this upon the world in far more destructive ways (ie: an AK-47 at my local Post Office or perhaps a one-woman Broadway show). So here's the bottom line:

I am a loony-magnet. This is my story.